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Kid wanted banana on toast this morning. "Sliced not mashed", so I asked "the toast or the banana"? Got the answer "the toast".
Somewhere between the bedroom and the table they got in a grumpy mood, then they got to the table and there's a dry bit of toast cut in thirds with a whole banana lying across it. They were not impressed, even though it was exactly what they asked for.
When the dad joke takes priority 😂
Could have been worse if they asked for "mashed"!