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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, this will keep me away too, and I'm "housed" and even occasionally legitimately go to malls with money to spend on things. You play even one loop of that song and I'm Swayze.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I am willing to bet most people going wouldn't even notice because it is only being played in emergency stairwells. Glad it made the news, this shit is infuriating. However, I believe most people agree with it, even if they won't admit to it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago