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Why are your skills unfortunate? The first word in your post is confusing to me.
It's unfortunate because I am skilled in things that would matter, so I'd likely survive the initial horrors if I'm not within blast radius and have to kill my family when they reanimate.
Fortunately I won't have to live with that long.
I think what they're trying to say is that they wouldn't want to survive in an apocalypse, so it's unfortunate (ironic?) that they're apparently so well suited to it.