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I get what you're doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:
Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?
Steamed Hams.
You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?
There's not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.
🎶Hooooot pockets🎶
That's no sandwich! It's a calzone!
Lazy cubano.
Grilled cheese, maybe? Meatball sub?
Noooo 😭
See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.
And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.