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From the headline I thought he stepped on them or something, but no:
THAT was your breaking point?!
Wow. “I bought shoes that you’re not meant to walk in, and now they’re damaged because I needed to walk.”
Not on this planet at all.
You missed the punchline, one instant later.
Way to bury the fucking lede. When did this happen? Why the fuck did neither Mediaite nor Cardi B think that part was important, except to clarify one aspect of how she thought shoe justice could be achieved?
Imagine being her uncle...
Seriously. Soul-crushing. I bet he also really liked those shoes. Now they take that from him, too.
The headline had me thinking it was some convoluted critique of his decisions, but no, she's actually just pissy about her shoes and her uncle is nothing more than an aside.
I needed a good laugh, and this delivered. Thank you, and thank you OP.
Im amazed Trump is the only president to ever attend the super bowl though.
Probably because of the logistical nightmare for both the Superbowl organizers and the secret service, just doesn't seem remotely worth the sheer cost and risk involved
They have vip seating at every event. That's nothing new.
What is new is the secret service and big security bubble around this specific "VIP".
Ok?
Yeah, those VIPs are not anywhere near the target or have anywhere near the security detail as a sitting president
The President at the Super Bowl worked out so well in The Sum of All Fears
Is that the one with John Malkavics home made gun?
No, that's Nick of Time, where Denzel Washington investigated a murder at the White House.
Ahh ok yeah. Thank you.
There was a pocket of time with some great political thrillers.
She said she likes him "lesser" now so I'm pretty sure she didn't care for the dude before this. This was just even more bullshit from the orange bastard.
He got the "lesser?" Trump is def not a top-notch ho, confirmed.
Honestly this seems too absurd even for the onion!? What the fuck lol