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I'd rather have a toaster than elon.
I would rather Elon commit toaster in bathtub.
Masterful gambit
Or better yet a 1960's plugin tapedeck. That'll blast you right through the wall, leave you stone cold dead within 10 seconds.
Id rather have Leon Black from Curb your enthusiasm.
Get in that ass Larry!
I'd rather have "elon's toaster taking a bath with him" than Elon. (Shit someone already said it further down lol)
Whatever takes him out, I hope it's caught in literally 4k and becomes the most popular video the Internet has ever seen.
Bonus points if he's made aware that it's becoming a video as it happens. Man I would have to order a flatbed's worth of popcorn for that.
Additional flatbeds of popcorn for every other installment in the series.
I'd rather have a toaster than a Cylon
I'd rather have a Cylon that can make toast.
Well, hang on, #6... I mean, wait no, you're right, but...
#3 tho....
Fair point...
If those are Cylons, does that make it an AI image?
What's Xena doing there?
So say we all.
The Cylon I remember was hot enough to make me forget what my values even are.
I'd rather have a Cylon than Elon.
like a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...