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[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago

It's not "training crows to steal money", it's introducing crows to capitalism

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism

[-] Throskie@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Theyrethesamepicture.jpg

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

brb, checking local laws on "training animals to do crime"

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

this is why ferrets are illegal in California

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I wanna believe that to be true and can't be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

well then he’d become a california man

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Feed crows, do crimes.

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.

[-] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters...

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

For some reason i read 'cows' instead of 'crows'

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