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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My entry.

Mac, Cheese, Peas, and Bacon:

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eating a meal? A succulent American meal?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

Ray, a drop of golden sun.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Straight to prison. There's no due process here.

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

America seems to have forgotten what is a due process anyway lately, why would these need one when others don't for milder reasons

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Inappropriate peaing

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I dispute the charge! There's plenty of cheese in there!

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is perfect, you can easily scoop up just bacon and peas to eat and skip the rest

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As an American, why bother with the peas?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

My fellow American, peas are delicious! Not only does the flavor pair with bacon, providing an earthy, grassy savoryness that complements the salty, fatty deliciousness of the bacon to create a rich flavor, but the pop and mush of biting into a pea provides a firmament to the crunch and chew of the star that is bacon to form a heavenly texture

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Electric chair.