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Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters
(www.facilitiesdive.com)
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this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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ED-209: CITIZEN, DROP THE WEAPON. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
Random Kid: B...b... But I don't even have a weapon!
ED-209: YOU NOW HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY. 9. 8. 7...
Random Kid: W...w... We were just shooting spit balls! It's just a straw, please!
ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.
kid reduced to fine red mist
ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.
no response
ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.
drone flies off
I read the title and came here to post the same thing.