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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 136 points 11 months ago

I can't imagine that anything will go wrong. /s

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 108 points 11 months ago

anything but the actual, common sense, solution

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

They don't do common sense over there.

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[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 73 points 11 months ago

That one kid with a flipper zero: hold my juice box

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 31 points 11 months ago

It is so much worse than that

What happens when they can't figure out who compromised the device?

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 66 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, sniper drones. Like the ones Israel has been using to shoot children in the head.

Tried and tested on Palestinian children, now ready for the open market.

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Everything except getting rid of guns.

What a rotten shithole of a country.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The only way you're going to get rid of billions of guns is if you have a magic genie or a monkey paw.

If our country actually cared and was a force of good and peace, we would have a long-term plan for things like buyback as well as strict regulations and MAYBE in a hundred years we would be gun-free for the most part, but the guns are only half the problem.

The problem is the lack of community and the atomization of our feelings and perspectives. People don't shoot up schools when they feel loved, connected and unafraid of their future. When people have something to live for, they want to help each other see that future.

That's the rotten part, that's where our country is dying. We drank too deep of the well of "rugged individualism" and now everyone is wandering around like it's a video game and NPC's don't deserve second thought.

[-] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago

Snort idea. Get there fast and get them down. If, as the article says, the most deaths happen in the first 120 seconds, then time is of the essence to stop them as quickly as possible.

Then again, they could just start feeding people properly and make guns harder to get. But since those are apparently not an option, I guess this is a "best of a bad situation" kind of deal.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Snort idea.

Nailed it! Anyone have more cocaine?

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Wait until the bullied nerd learns to hack that system and sends the armed drones to exterminate the jocks.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

That could never happen. The manufacturer assured parents their proprietary software is unhackable.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Fortunately they are currently only equipped with non lethal capabilities. So it's going to be fun to watch the consequences of someone hacking into them and people to realize how much of a bad idea this was

[-] klu9@piefed.social 21 points 11 months ago

"Our drones can create a distraction." Yeah, from gun control.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

This is called over-engineering the solution

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

I mean, not really. Cause it's not even a solution.

It's more likely a grift some politician is using to pay a friend some money to play with drones.

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[-] railcar@midwest.social 20 points 11 months ago

Yep, these definitely won't get hacked

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Damn, even school shooters get to work from home now.

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago

I'm trying to imagine something like this getting installed in my old school in the UK, and it's so bizarre and totally removed from my reality growing up that I can't even picture it.

The whole concept of a robot armed with a lethal weapon just sitting there in my classroom each and every day, waiting for someone in a remote control centre to decide that someone in the room should be killed? I think that would traumatize me a little even if there never was an attack.

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 17 points 11 months ago

Shit. They still haven't thought of the obvious solution.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 11 months ago

Gator's with mounted guns. You're right!

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[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

wait, how are they going to "test" this?

[-] PKscope@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

This is so much better than passing common sense gun laws.

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[-] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the short film Slaughterbots from a while back. 7 years later and it doesn't seem all that much like fiction anymore...

[-] brendansimms@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

that little film is scary as shit and was always destined to come true

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the "well programmed" turrets outside the jail in Idiocracy, the ones that shoot each other...

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Of course the password to the school's drone control system was just "admin1234"

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago

It's on. Shooters will now respond with armed drones.

[-] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

government to use air strikes to prevent drone powered school shootings

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 11 months ago

ED-209: CITIZEN, DROP THE WEAPON. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

Random Kid: B...b... But I don't even have a weapon!

ED-209: YOU NOW HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY. 9. 8. 7...

[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Random Kid: W...w... We were just shooting spit balls! It's just a straw, please!

ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.

kid reduced to fine red mist

ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.

no response

ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.

drone flies off

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 11 months ago

When they'll resort to deadly sky robots to "protect" children before they'll regulate who can have access to firearms...

[-] shirro@aussie.zone 13 points 11 months ago

Often we see people being demonised and dehumanized for political purposes. Americans basically dehumanize themselves.

As a parent I can't think of anything much more traumatic than losing a child to a gun massacre. It makes me furious. Watching Americans passively do nothing about this for decades has gone from infuriating to blame. I can't relate to them anymore.

I didn't make them sub-human by questioning their race or religion or politics. They made themselves sub-human by ignoring the most basic moral and ethical requirements of human society and family. Watching them kill each other won't bring me joy but it doesn't outrage me as much as watching people in war torn countries being massacred in conflicts over which they had no control.

This was a choice from a weak broken society.

[-] updn@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

I don't see this going wrong at all. Do you know how long a drone battery lasts? Do you trust AI to pick out the right kids to shoot?

Wtf timeline am I in?

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[-] devolution@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Anything besides sensible gun control.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is... An idiot with a drone?

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[-] sramder@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

At a demonstration of the drones at AcadeMir Preparatory High School in South Miami-Dade, the company showed how the drones are capable of using what the company calls “kinetic energy hits” to knock someone over.

I can’t even with this shit 😝

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 11 points 11 months ago

Thank god merica ha the right to bear arms against the tyranny. ... ... Any time now ... ... Someone.

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

Skynet for brown people

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh no, now the shooters have drones!

Stole it from the school.

Having attended school this hypothetical is entirely 100% plausible. More children will be killed by these drones then they end up protecting.

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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Is the idea to stop a kid from killing their classmates by killing everyone before they get the chance?

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