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[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 143 points 4 months ago

I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

J'Accuse...!

[-] smeenz 9 points 4 months ago

Is that legal ?

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Oh my no. It’s mandatory.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago

So brave :')

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Thin mints.... well ive never denied it.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Wow only one sleeve? I can't keep oreos around because I'll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today's "family size" oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

"Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no"

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