Would you rather vote for Darth Vader or Donald Trump? (multiverse.soulism.net)

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The Democratic National Committee nominates Anakin Skywalker as their 2028 candidate, and this year, voting is compulsory (life sentence for not voting). Who's getting your vote?

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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Vader worked for the Empire, he was efficient.

He hired some iffy contractors for the death star, but he never shit his pants once.

[-] Ethereal87@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

he never shit his pants once

Are you sure? Does he climb out of that suit every time he needs to go to the bathroom? Is there a Wookiepedia entry on Vader's bathroom habits?

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