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Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.
That's why you use the smooth toilet seat in protest. Solves the problem real quick.
At work, we call the TP "John Wayne", as it is tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.
The third best part of work from home is using my preferred toilet paper.
First is not needing to commute.
Second is not needing to dress up.