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The Shitpost Office

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[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's why you use the smooth toilet seat in protest. Solves the problem real quick.

[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

At work, we call the TP "John Wayne", as it is tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The third best part of work from home is using my preferred toilet paper.

First is not needing to commute.

Second is not needing to dress up.

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you spend 40min a day in the company's bathroom, you get a full-month pay for shitting in a year.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I have to put up with thier shit then they have to put up with mine.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather poop more comfortably at home if possible.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Everything from the New York Post is a shitpost