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Trump Media to sell instant access to 'market-moving' social posts (www.bbc.com)
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[โ€“] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, lol. This is building out the infrastructure for official, legitimized insider trading.

[โ€“] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

100%

They are literally saying, whenever we make an announcement that will push the market, we will let you know first for a fee