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Trump Media to sell instant access to 'market-moving' social posts (www.bbc.com)
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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago

Comes out the same day the White House teleprompter operator is suspended for insider trading on Donald's speeches.

Insider trading is cool if you're rich.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is literally naked corruption...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, lol. This is building out the infrastructure for official, legitimized insider trading.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

100%

They are literally saying, whenever we make an announcement that will push the market, we will let you know first for a fee

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 4 points 1 week ago

Translation: paying Trump for dibs on insider trading, barely disguised as priority access to an API

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Of course. The scumbag never misses an opportunity to monetize the trust people foolishly give him.