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[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So a few dates in does she still record to ask claude how she performed in bed?

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Majestic@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

And she would pay for that service if it gave her feedback at the end no doubt. Straight up cultists worshiping their "all-knowing" AI god and begging it for wisdom and instruction on everything like a helpless child.