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I Have Never Made This Recipe, but I Give It Five Stars (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“I don’t give five stars to every recipe. Just the ones that have Pinterest-worthy (and possibly AI-generated) photos.”

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

☆☆☆☆★

Doesn’t taste like cheesecake at all!

I tried to make this for my family reunion. I don’t like cream cheese, so I substituted it with instant mashed potato mix. It looks decent, but tastes like a dang baked potato! Who wants baked potato cheesecake??? 1 star!!!