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Anon tries dating apps (lemmy.nz)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Good lord they own basically all the major ones.

Also all the different “X People Meet” apps, but no Linux People Meet? 😭 /s

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I met my girlfriend on IRC, we've been living together for 7 years now. She was trolling people with goatse pics and we started talking about philosophy and poetry etc and then it turned out that she's a super cute canadian girl. This is usually not the story we tell people when they ask how we met.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A girlfriend that trolls people with goatse? lucky bastard

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

You'd never guess if you just met her, she's a 5'2 ballet dancer but she knows everything about various serial killers. People are complex, we have many sides.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's the most crazy story i have read and the best one probably

Also, THIS is how you are supposed to meet people online not with dating apps, dating apps just suck and make you choose the most sexy "option" and maybe their interests maybe

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

[–] Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

Hey no kink shaming in the guild!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

Holy shit, I didn't think that was even possible. I can't let myself start thinking that's a possibility, I just can't. That could lead to disaster.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

This is usually not the story we tell people when they ask how we met.

Honestly, it's a way better story than telling people you met on a dating app. And the ones that would be weirded out by the story are probably not people you'd want to spend a lot of time around

[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 days ago

We meet here bro 😘

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also all the different “X People Meet” apps, but no Linux People Meet? 😭 /s

Tbh, isn't that just Alovoa? I had never heard of it until I saw it on FDroid

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Lmao an open source meet up app. Never heard of it, but interesting to know it exists

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

no Linux People Meet?

Are you sure there's no transfemme one?