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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

My nan's dying either today or tomorrow and that's just life.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

It's a greentext, it's likely fiction

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.

[–] womboflll@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

Ah, shitty parents are grand

that's less of a curse and more of a stain

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."