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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

[–] deadbeef79000 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The number of people breathing their own aerosolized toilet water is too dam high!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless you're hermetically sealing your toilet lid with aftermarket parts, this number includes you.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it is greatly reduced, though.

Ah but they're using the old why get vaccinated if you can still get the virus logic. The only logical response is to pound down some lettuce and blast those particles right back at that toilet scum. Ass testosterone checks pronto

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Add that with these lights and you'll never wonder how your shit looks again.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It never occurred to me until now that a toilet tank is a great place for fun stickers.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn't long before the "NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER" sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Or that camera screen setup that newer fridges use to see the inside.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 1 week ago

I do, personally, because that's like basic manners.

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's definitely one of the things I should do. One day.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, good for the immune system 💪💪 I keep my toothbrush out in the open too

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub -4 points 1 week ago

That's not even the reason I do it. The way I see it, we both should have to do seat management before use. If I have to put the seat up, she has to put the lid up. It's only fair.