Raccoons

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submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/raccoons@lemmy.world

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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You do realize that once armed the Raccoons will turn on you?

You are more of a snack than a god.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can change them.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah … into an armed band of raccoons with a taste for flesh.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

No honor among thieves

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not if I make them recognize my value. It's not as if they can discreetly walk out of a grocery store with their pockets full of tasty candy.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

"The thieves guild sees you and welcomes you," they hiss