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[–] weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

so like brand new if it's a Toyota

[–] pyrflie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

It's the second roll on the odometer, so yeah still like new.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

Are you trying to break Europe by using "k" and "miles" together?

[–] starik@lemmy.today 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So many baguettes just hit the ground

[–] starik@lemmy.today 13 points 23 hours ago
[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It just dawned on me Americans use k as a shorthand for 1000..... like the metric system 🤣

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 22 hours ago

And if you'd use yard, then it's only 9% off. One kiloyard is 0.91 kilometer.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In the US, k could stand for 1042 or something, who can tell?

(it's the number of thumbs that fit in a half barrel btw)

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Why do you keep being your mother a "half barrel"?

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

k is just a prefix, it is unit-independent

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Ok use kilopounds then. Or milimiles!

[–] Arshem@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

kilopounds (Kips) is a real unit that gets used in structural design in the US. It makes no sense lol.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

We already have short tons, you don’t lose much precision by halving the number!

Although I do get the argument that using tons is confusing because there are metric tons as well, and with only a 10% difference, it won’t be as obvious as if you confuse pounds and kilos or feet and meters

[–] Nautalax@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I had some annoyances with this. My old company had a requirement to do some annoying tasks in intervals that depended on the inverse of the number of tons of fuel used and the document controlling those tasks said just that: ‘tons’. But if you looked in the documentation behind that requirement, it was made back when we’d been involved with a European company for sourcing that fuel so that requirement was actually based on the inverse of specifically the metric tons of fuel used, not short tons. So all the math on determining the interval for doing that task had to involve converting for the metric tons of fuel used in the interval even though the newer fuel supplier we had swapped to and we ourselves were using short tons in essentially every other context. And since the controlling surface level document just said ‘tons’ without specifying which kind I was always having to correct the math of schedulers and new people on my team since they would eternally think we had more time to perform the task than we actually did and respectively plunk it down late or tell someone who was asking that it be moved that it could be pushed later than it should have been.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

Anything but metric lol

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

But milimiles would be redundant, it already gets its name from being roughly equivalent to a thousand of someone, somewhere’s (probably in Europe or the Mediterranean, but beyond that, who knows) paces.

[–] EnchiladaRaisins@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

A millimile would be five feet, three and a third inches.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Someone, somewhere’s pace!

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

I saw that 2 kiloinches away.

[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If it's a prefix, why do we write it after the number? 🤔

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

Cos its a prefix regarding the unit

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Do you live in the US? I’ve seen you simping for Trump before but you’re not familiar with how we write car mileage?

Sus af

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You will break people by using a proper Mm there. The GGP is harmless.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Cool abbreviations bro

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

K means 1,000 as in kilo because T already means 1,000,000,000,000 (trillion) OR 2000 pounds (Ton)

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

T is actually short for 1000 KG not 2000 units of British currency.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Merci! It's actually "short" for "kilo". But you're doing great!

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Winning hearts and minds being a smug prick.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -2 points 17 hours ago

Great job! You blocked eurotrash shithead!