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Anon visits IHOP
(lemmy.nz)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
> "I REFUSE to speak their gibberish"
> Calling other people "indulging in the childish marketing of corporations" (a corporation which I imagine you'd have to eat at a decent bit to be this pissed over it; couldn't say having eaten there like once when I was 7).
> Strawmanning those calling you out by insisting they're doing the thing you profess not to with no evidence. (They might just ask for the fruit pancakes or whatever and not say the name but not make a big deal out of it.)
> Putting up a giant "OBEY" sign because other people think you're acting like a clown.
No soapboxing here, nosiree.