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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
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He doesn't want a deal. Never did. He wasted Canada's time on purpose. He's starting a war.
Really though?
Trump just wakes up every day and does whatever thing he hopes will distract everyone from hi, being a pedo rapist and his ongoing harvesting of the wealth of the American people.
I don't think there's an actual plan to start a war. Surely that would be a huge self-own?
there are concepts of a plan
Epsteeeiiiiin!
Trump probably doesn't have a plan for Canada, but I bet Miller does.
You’re acting like this guy is capable of planning more than 15 minutes ahead. He can’t, that’s all his working memory can hold these days.
It's silly to think these are the acts of just one man. He holds a grudge too, and he's riled up the masses who, immediately, seem pretty onboard against Canada.
I can assure you the vast majority of people in the USA don’t want a war with Canada. Any voices you are seeing stating otherwise are massively amplified by oligarchs and don’t represent reality on the ground.
That may be but we're still under attack from this administration, and the people who do support it.
Seems he wants to bully them into submission first.