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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Be Japanese

Have dead-end job in back of office

No work to do, no upward mobility, no future opportunities

Collect a steady paycheck every two weeks. Feels-Good-Man.jpg

New PM takes office. Goes full MAGA nationalist. Picks trade wars. Starts fights with neighbors. Alienates people inside our own sphere of influence even.

Oh shit, bros. Looks like its another All-Ramen month again.

[–] IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

But that exact thing happened in USAmerica when they did it? Who could've predicted this result!?!?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 hours ago

And not the Ramen Shop kind

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

I wonder if that balances out with the tariffs. Maybe I could start buying stuff from there again.