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Be Japanese
Have dead-end job in back of office
No work to do, no upward mobility, no future opportunities
Collect a steady paycheck every two weeks. Feels-Good-Man.jpg
New PM takes office. Goes full MAGA nationalist. Picks trade wars. Starts fights with neighbors. Alienates people inside our own sphere of influence even.
Oh shit, bros. Looks like its another All-Ramen month again.
But that exact thing happened in USAmerica when they did it? Who could've predicted this result!?!?
And not the Ramen Shop kind
I wonder if that balances out with the tariffs. Maybe I could start buying stuff from there again.