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[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

Sounds like your job asked you to do a special project. Log your hours caring for the animals like you would any other work day.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not only time, but space. Charge the asshole rent for his lizards. And, you don't need to justify the amount, there is no market rate for this shit, and if he didn't give you a choice, you can charge whatever you want. $50/day seems right to me. Maybe he should have asked what your rate was before he hoisted them upon you.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

hey its me ur replacement

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 30 points 1 month ago
[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

No shit OPs acting like they got fucked by a coven of witches

[-] zane@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Where do I sign up?

[-] SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 month ago

Admittedly, that part was rather pleasant.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

You need a new job? I need your job!

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] deadbeef79000 2 points 1 month ago

Spend that on some look-a-like geckos and then go on a well-documented high-risk adventure with them. Send regular updates to your boss.

[-] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Quit. Tonight.

this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
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