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[-] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 23 hours ago
[-] FishFace@piefed.social 15 points 23 hours ago

Gotta know if it came from a psychopath

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Psycopath is having the status bar absolutely full of notificatipns.

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 3 points 19 hours ago

Everyone with ADHD reading this

awkward puppet meme

[-] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago

No, that's usually the other way, empty except for these status notifications

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

through a combination of just allowing notifications for every app that asks becauseIm impatient, procrastinating actually cleaning that mess up, and never dismissing anything because "I'll look at that later" or "I'm leaving it there to remind me to reply" or whatever, my notifications are usually insane

[-] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 21 hours ago

What part of battery level means psychopath?

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

Under 5%: definite Under 15%: likely Under 50%: sus

[-] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

And what about people who’s phones are really old and don’t last long? And they can’t afford a new one?

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 8 hours ago

Depends.

What percentage are they on?

[-] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago

My mother in law’s previous phone died by 11am. So it would go from 100% to 0% in about 3-4 hours.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 8 hours ago

Well she went very rapidly from completely unsuspicious to full-on-psychopath and back then, I dunno what to say.

[-] Fern@piefed.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I thought way too long about the psychological implications of having a phone with low batt after reading this.

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