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[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 50 points 13 hours ago

When the Christian friend convinces you into religion, but it turns out God hates belief in false gods more than non-belief (you picked the wrong religion).

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

There is only one guy who guessed correct religion after particularly vivid mushroom trip, but he's still in hell because he started doing correct things for the wrong motivation.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

you picked the wrong religion

There is no way that most people didn't pick the correct religion. Even if all Christians were "correct" enough to get to heaven regardless of denomination, that still leaves 71%+ of the world who aren't Christians. And that is best case scenario as Christians are the largest religious group by population in the world currently. And even within the Christian community, there are plenty of in-groups and out-groups that consider one another to be cultish and blasphemy. No matter what you are betting, your chances aren't great and the majority of the world is still "wrong" and will face whatever consequences come with that fact.

Personally, I'm happy to just not believe rather than to force myself to conform to some oppressive dogma, dump my time and money into a church, and live with shame just to hedge my bets for what would still be bad odds anyway.

[-] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm not sure I'll ever get over how arrogant and simple-minded Pascal's Wager is. The whole premise is either Christianity or nothing; it doesn't account for any other religion. I just find it hilarious.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 5 hours ago

I prefer the simple answer proposed by the Death of the Discworld: everyone is getting exactly what they think is coming to them. The final justice is that of your own conscience.

So pick a religion that aligns with your personal values and you'll be alright.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

Don't worry, Muslims will be overtaking Christians this decade based on current growth statistics

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Not like there are any problematic denominations there either, right?

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

It always impresses me how Christianity = evangelicalism in the mind of most Lemmynauts. Outside evangelicalism (and even partly within evangelicalism), going to hell or heaven has nothing to do with being theologically correct or not. I mean, even the Catholic church, which is both by far the biggest one and absolutely not one of the most open ones states with an absolute clarity that non-Christians can go to heaven too.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I'm old enough to remember when kids started taking their new filp phone to public school and secretly recording their teachers berating their muslim or atheist students. The recordings stopped when teachers realized any student could be recording any conversation.

I'm also coded enough that bigots test the waters with me to see what I'll agree with. I don't exactly trust quiet christians. They're very polite when they assume you're also religious and things can go quickly downhill if they find out you're not.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Catholics do not believe that non-Christians go to heaven. Best case scenario, righteous unbelievers go to purgatory. Same with unbaptised babies.

Also, I grew up going to baptist and pentecostal churches. They 1000% do not think my atheist ass is getting into heaven no matter how righteous I am, even though I got baptized for that matter. Unless I repent at the 11th hour and "accept Jesus into my heart as my savior," anyway. There are certainly plenty denominations that are not all about preaching "hellfire for the unbeliever", but even plenty of those still believe that is true even if they're not boasting about it. There are some that allow for people to be saved through ignorance of Jesus (which makes missionary work kind of fucked up when you think about it that way). But even that is not the norm.

Jesus' sacrifice saving humanity from eternal damnation is a key tenet of nearly all denominations. And most of them also say that you need to actually accept it and turn your life over to him to qualify for the get out of Hell free card.

Source: 37 years of life in the Bible belt as both an active churchgoer and apostate.

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Purgatory is a step that leads to heaven, not a final destination. It's a step that a lot of Catholics will have to take too, according to the catholic church so it's not something that separates believers and non-believers.

Baptism and Pentecostalism are categories of evangelicalism. So yeah, they believe that. But they're a minority within Christianity.

Jesus' sacrifice saving humanity from eternal damnation is a key tenet of nearly all denominations.

Yes.

And most of them also say that you need to actually accept it and turn your life over to him to qualify for the get out of Hell free card.

No. Only in evangelicalism.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Well, consider me brainwashed by evangelicals then. Non-evangelicals really need to step up their PR game.

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah, that's what cults do. I'm very sorry, and happy for you you found a way out. It's better to be an atheist than jailed in a cult, and I know God will understand.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

No. Only in evangelicalism.

False, not only in evangelicalism. The words of Jesus Christ disagree with you. Do you need me to quote the "Narrow Gate" to you? You should be very familiar with it if you've read the Bible.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Sure they do! That's because they've become more moderate over the centuries in their long decline since The Great Mortality. This allows them to continue their parasitic ways in a secular society.

However, they spent many more centuries claiming the exact opposite, because the Bible says that most will burn in Hell. Repeatedly. Throughout.

The "absolute clarity" is in direct opposition to what they falsely claim is The Word of God. It's absolutely clear that they are a cancer on the Earth.

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

Wrong. But I had this discussion with evangelicals 1000 hundred times it's not interesting anymore. I'll begin by citing theologians like Aquinas (13^th^ century), you'll answer saying “meh don't care it's not in the Bible” or, if you studied theology (but you probably didn't), citing the one big exception, Augustine (which still wrote that God's mysterious grace could be greater than what he himself thought). But with that I will have proved that no, it's not a recent evolution of Christian theology, but something the churches hold still the beginning, with exceptions.

Then I'll cite Romans 2:12-16, Luke 12:47-48, Matthew 25:31-46 or Acts 10:34-35, and you'll do mental gymnastics that will grant you a place in the coming Olympics to reconcile this with the idea that only Christians are saved, using texts like John 3:18. And I'll say, yes, the Bible contradicts itself on this subject like on most others, but my position is better established and coherent with the global message of the Bible, the church history, and the reason, while yours is not. And you'll be shocked : “what? You don't believe in biblical inerrancy? You're not a Christian!” and I'll answer “okay, bro”, like I do with disrespectful people on the net.

And we will both have lost a lot of time, and you will have push more people to hate Christ while you will feel oh so righteous.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Jesus actually uses two different words which get translated as hell: Sheol, and Hades. This makes sense, because most of the people around where he lived were Jews or Hellenists. Sinful Jews go to Sheol, where their souls are cleansed by a purifying fire and they cease to exist. Sinful Hellenists go to the bottom level of Hades, Tartarus, where they're punished forever.

Neither of those is what Dante described in his fanfic.

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