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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trump asks Zelensky to not attack Russian refineries.

Imagine your country having been invaded, Russia is trying to kill you, has brought in soldiers not just from Russia but from other countries. You've toured countless bombed cities, and regularly see soldiers and civilians, men, women, and children missing limbs. You regularly get casualty numbers, names, and stories of your fellow countrymen.... for years. Year after year.

...and some fat American President who watches Fox news and is a child rapist, is telling you to go easy on the country invading you.

[-] NewDark@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, being a US vassal tends to be detrimental in the long run.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Ukraine has kept bombing Russian refineries regardless of what the US says. Good for them.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It may be dangerous to be America's enemy but it is deadly to be their ally

- Henry Kissinger (paraphrased)

[-] protist@retrofed.com 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ukraine is far from a US vassal state, they also have Europe on their side and have developed domestic military power beyond anyone's imagination in 2022. They haven't been listening to Trump at all

[-] BanMeFromPosting@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ahh yes, Europe, famously not just an extension of US foreign policy. Its not like the US has spent decades shaping politics in Europe through things like Operation Gladio. Its not as if most of the European nations house American military bases or support the US in all its insane foreign involvements. Its not as if Europe is just spitting billions to Israel. Yeah Europe is totally a separate entity from the US, and with the destruction of Nord Stream 2 its not like the Europeans are reliant on US LNG. Or, you know, the slow devolution of German industry certainty doesn't envelop Europe under the American curtain even more.
You're naive if you dont consider the majority of European countries to be little more than US proxies.

Charles de Gaulle was right about the atlanticists.

And Ukraine has been a US playground since 2014, do you not read up on foreign policy before discussing it? Both Trump and Viden have had massive corruption scandals tied to Ukraine. The Ukrainian post-coup government was hand-picked by the US, there's even leaked conversations of the picking being done.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Charles de Gaulle was right about the atlanticists.

I have strong negative feelings about Gaulle but he had balls I'll give him that

[-] BanMeFromPosting@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Me too, but I can't disagree with him about the anglos or on what he said about China.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

You missed the part where the Viden one was all projection and made up.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

As far as I can tell Hunter Biden did have some do-nothing job in the Ukrainian energy sector. Whether or not the specifics of the case were enough for the courts to act doesn't really matter all that much to me. These two cases are also just handy examples to use when one wishes to point out that Ukraine, after 2014, was the US's playground.

[-] NewDark@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Cute that you think Europe isnt also vassalized too.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

JK Rowling really likes to make the villains in her books fat. Umbridge, Vernon, Dudley, Goyle. The characters who embody bullying are nearly always fat. She thinks a person's weight is okay to make fun of if they're a bad person. Rowling fans like to cite Molly as a counterexample, but I think that's missing the point. The fact that the narrator is so mean about these characters' weight makes it clear that weight is on the table as something to make fun of, if Rowling thinks you deserve it. She thinks being fat is shameful, she's just polite when she talks about nice (cis) people.

There's a lot of people who think the same way as Rowling when they talk about Trump.

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

... Okay? Who the fuck cares about little miss TERF?

[-] BanMeFromPosting@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 days ago

The point went right over your head

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world -5 points 23 hours ago

No I got the point, my point is why even bring the irrelevant bitch up?

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