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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago

I'm confused about what you expect to happen?

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Well, Yakko... that's a very Yakko thing to say.

Ask Wakko, he knows.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago

Very coy, good job. That would go over great on tiktok, but this is lemmy. You can just talk about attacking cops if you want, you get more points that way too :D

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I attack with words, not fists or bullets.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 11 hours ago

Yet refuse to say what you mean, something's clearly being lost in translation. Could you just sock it to me?

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

A hint:

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax

[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Brem: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!

FBI Agent: I'm a FBI Agent. Weapons are my weapons.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Brem: now there's TWO of us!

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