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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

They have.

But failing safe doesn’t get them monthly subscriptions.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Can't wait until sex toys become over Ai'd. If you don't pay your pocket pussy subscription and you run out of time mide session; you'll have to pay to get your dick back.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

wait until they start selling your, erm, 'habits' to data brokers and we start seeing websites selling "what are they into" kind of data to people. (people including your employer.... )

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Smart watches already can predict pregnancy. If I was a woman, no way I'd wear one in a Pro birth area.

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