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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"pay double for smart version, then get fucked."

Previously it was "pay double for same quality but more popular brand". How far advertising has progressed that people sign up for this willingly.

[-] SirLeToet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It is always interesting to see that this scumbag corporate behavior is only made possible by the people handing them over money.

It is the same with advertising, if i didnt know any better it appears like people want advertisements all the time.

We, the people, are always outraged. However, we, the people, also arent willing to do anything about it. The power is in our hands.

[-] ieGod@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

I'll take my dumb gadgets over this smart bs any day, thanks.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

especially one that is controlled by AI.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Don't buy AI hardware 😂 My god the stupidity.

[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

They just have to add useless shit into something like a fridge and make everything "smart". The profit margins must be so slim on any kind of standard house appliance. They can't just seel a fridge that just keeps your food cold, isn't too expensive, noisy, etc... because most of the offer that and they need this summers buzzword to stand out, or even to please the investors.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

this it 2k-3k fridge that have ads on it.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

The consumer buys that shit though.

We can create demand for normal stuff. "Do you have one without AI? I do not want AI." Retailers take note.

[-] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Samsung has apologized and will send engineers over the Chuseok break.

Yeah? Will those Samsung engineers also replace my spoiled food? Of course not, shame on me for buying an AI fridge I guess

Fuckers

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 15 points 20 hours ago

If I bought an AI Fridge and this happened, I would most certainly immediately decide and accept "This is the direct consequence of my choices. This is my fault. I had this coming. I deserve this."

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

What can an AI do for our fridge? I asked myself as I swiped my credit card for a multi thousand dollar purchase. Surely it must do something. Surely this must be an improvement on a dumb box that keeps things cold. I want to talk to my dumb box that keeps things cold, this is certainly a good idea.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago

I'm assuming that the AI fridge helps you skip the ads that your IoT smart fridge plays?

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

You'd think so!

Unfortunately it just permanently listens to everything going on in your house, tracks every family member's sleep cycles, eating habits, evaluates your household income based on how often it is restocked and what your brand loyalties are, then feeds all that information to a third party advertising company who sell it to the highest bidder and split the profits with smasnug before showing everyone in the home exactly the right ads to manipulate them into buying more slop.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Artificial Ice

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 20 hours ago

Never buy Samsung appliances.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The refrigerators are truly terrible.

All their other appliances are perfectly fine. Just don't connect them to the internet. In fact, don't connect any of your appliances to the internet. Ever.

I had a client who bought a house with a Whirlpool double oven that connected to the internet, and it locked itself out because it thought the oven had been stolen.

I had to replace the control panel. It cost $1,100.

Is there some sort of epidemic of people stealing double ovens from homes? Why does a double oven need a touchscreen and a Wi-Fi connection? It even has a sensor for the ambient temperature in the kitchen.

An oven is supposed to do one thing: heat your food. That's it. It shouldn't be able to prepare your teenager for the SATs.

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 35 points 1 day ago

I mean, you bought an AI fridge. That's on you.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

an 2-3k AI fridge at that.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I hope for $3000 it has a digital clock on the door. I mean, what's the point in living if my fridge isn't an alarm clock?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 19 hours ago

I bet it would still drift by about ten minutes a month.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

Which firmware version are you on?

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Sundial1.14.07

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

There are more clocks in my kitchen than in any room in the house. It's the only room I'm never quite sure of the time in.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

You need to hire a middle manager.

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

What is the benifit of AI in devices like fridges, washing machines and dish washers? We've had these devices for years now, even a 40 year old machine works flawlessly, just uses a bit excessive power. A fridge needs to cool, a washing machine needs to clean. They don't need to do anything else, and they did this perfectly when we didn't have AI.

So to my understanding, AI implemented into these machines is just a way to make it more expensive to buy, adds the option for a subscription for constant income acting as a paywall, gives the opportunity to hoard loads of data from the customers and makes it easy to brick the device just after warranty so people buy more of your devices.

TL:DR:

  • Manufacturer benefits: 4
  • Consumer benefits: -4
[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

It's part of a social model that needs everyone to work, even if said work has negative value.

We as a species have the resources to create a leisure society for all.

Instead we are trying to make conscious fridges that can't freeze things.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago

There is desire and benefit in these things being smart devices and AI is just the stupid label slapped on every smart device after 2024. A benefit of a smart washer is that it can, theoretically, do a more thorough and more efficient job of washing various amounts, sizes, thicknesses, and materials in the load by measuring water usage, balance, weight, and output water condition. A smart fridge can, theoretically, do some lofty things that aren't nearly as desired as just being a media hub. Streaming videos, reordering groceries on Amazon, displaying recipes, displaying weather, displaying pictures, etc - really mor elike a tablet stuck to the fridge.

Implementation of said benefits is a different story. They are obviously consumer surveillance devices with sales pitches to make them "the best" faster than the competition.

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

A friend of mine had a smart washing machine with AI installed in his building as the previous machine died just after warenty. He used it once but his clothes came out dirty. He now keeps using the old machine next to it, which is roughly 30 years old, as that machine properly cleans his clothes. Why the fuck do I need to know the weather when I grab some yoghert. I have a computer in my pocket which can do everything already. I don't like to see ads whenever I grab something out of my fridge. I prefer my fridge to live longer than 3 years, and just cool things. Why the fuck would I pay more to give it a screen, then to pay monthly not to see fucking ads.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

Well, bad news fridges still won't last long and it has nothing to do with Ai or smart features. The industry has downsized the cooling systems for efficiency and environmental factors while making things quieter. The result is higher duty cycles and insulated system compartments generally leading to shorter compressor lifespan.

But yes, I generally agree. I'm not a smart device customer.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

If I ever find myself in a stable living environment, I think I'll just buy a couple of cheap chest freezers and set one of them as a fridge.

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Put a fan heater in one and strap an old HP touchpad to the side. Should be about the same experience as a samsung fridge

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 185 points 1 day ago

A refrigerator should never need an update. Smart appliances are the stupidest shit I ever heard of. A refrigerator should not need anything but an outlet and maybe a water connection.

[-] neclimdul@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago

look, i wouldn't mind a dashboad where i could see when the dishwasher was run, that the rinse fluid is low, the temperature in the fridge ans freezer over time, how many times the ice machine refilled, when the AC on....

smart devices could have been cool.

what we got was the ability for the power company to turn of my fridge, requiring a broken app to run cycles on a dishwasher, and spying for no benefit in every device.

The idea has promise and i hold a small glimmer of hope for home assistant. But, like so many things companies did not give anyone what they wanted.

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

I've spent 20 days waiting for a part from China to (hopefully) repair my 18 year old very basic fridge because I refuse to get some stupid fucking touchscreen internet connected advertising box.

I fucking hate the modern world.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

its pretty easy to get a fridge still without a touch screen. The 1st two pages on costco here (I didn't go further) don't have one.

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[-] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
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[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Boy Lois, this is worse than the time the AI fridge called me a fatass.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

NO ONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS RIDICULOUS INEVITABILITY

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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago

This is dumb, but what's even dumber is making a device that can even fail in that way to start with. I'd have expected the core refrigerator function to be isolated in some way from the rest of the device.

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Nothing. Is made. Correctly. Anymore. I went to school for industrial design, and I can comfortably say design and how to communicate proper use are fucking dead. Some thing or website or service is made wrong every fucking time I turn around. It is relentless and unreal.

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