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[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago

If I bought an AI Fridge and this happened, I would most certainly immediately decide and accept "This is the direct consequence of my choices. This is my fault. I had this coming. I deserve this."

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

What can an AI do for our fridge? I asked myself as I swiped my credit card for a multi thousand dollar purchase. Surely it must do something. Surely this must be an improvement on a dumb box that keeps things cold. I want to talk to my dumb box that keeps things cold, this is certainly a good idea.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now being serious, and not reading about it, my best guess would be automated invertory ledger. Looking what you take and in what quantities, what you put in etc. and holding that. Coupled with you marking what shit should not go "out of stock", fridge then can inform you if last piece is taken via on-door screen or an app.

Like, ding dong, Lizzy took last piece of "fuck my life cheese". xD

That could be the best for ADHD folks, lol

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

i think the only way to have this is if you actually build it yourself from some kind of open source diy kit, because no company would ever sell something like this unless it could turn it into a subscription that will brick itself if you stop paying >.<

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

I'm assuming that the AI fridge helps you skip the ads that your IoT smart fridge plays?

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

You'd think so!

Unfortunately it just permanently listens to everything going on in your house, tracks every family member's sleep cycles, eating habits, evaluates your household income based on how often it is restocked and what your brand loyalties are, then feeds all that information to a third party advertising company who sell it to the highest bidder and split the profits with smasnug before showing everyone in the home exactly the right ads to manipulate them into buying more slop.

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2026
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