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[-] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Samsung has apologized and will send engineers over the Chuseok break.

Yeah? Will those Samsung engineers also replace my spoiled food? Of course not, shame on me for buying an AI fridge I guess

Fuckers

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 15 points 21 hours ago

If I bought an AI Fridge and this happened, I would most certainly immediately decide and accept "This is the direct consequence of my choices. This is my fault. I had this coming. I deserve this."

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

What can an AI do for our fridge? I asked myself as I swiped my credit card for a multi thousand dollar purchase. Surely it must do something. Surely this must be an improvement on a dumb box that keeps things cold. I want to talk to my dumb box that keeps things cold, this is certainly a good idea.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago

I'm assuming that the AI fridge helps you skip the ads that your IoT smart fridge plays?

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago

You'd think so!

Unfortunately it just permanently listens to everything going on in your house, tracks every family member's sleep cycles, eating habits, evaluates your household income based on how often it is restocked and what your brand loyalties are, then feeds all that information to a third party advertising company who sell it to the highest bidder and split the profits with smasnug before showing everyone in the home exactly the right ads to manipulate them into buying more slop.

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2026
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