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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 36 points 1 day ago

I mean, you bought an AI fridge. That's on you.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago
[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hope for $3000 it has a digital clock on the door. I mean, what's the point in living if my fridge isn't an alarm clock?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

I bet it would still drift by about ten minutes a month.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Which firmware version are you on?

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Sundial1.14.07

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

There are more clocks in my kitchen than in any room in the house. It's the only room I'm never quite sure of the time in.

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

You need to hire a middle manager.

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2026
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