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He said "you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best."
She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to me chest".
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)
Poor Ernie :(
says on wikipedia that the song was written in 1955 so this joke is potentially 71 years old, but the oldest released version is from 1970: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6edDwphhk&t=47s
it's a classic anyway
That takes me back a bit!