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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Everything looks so grimy. I hope these dudes brought their own towels.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I'm really hoping it's an art project and people aren't just volunteering to go to what's clearly an old lady murder house.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

and tetanus shots.

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026

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