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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago
[-] Ixoid@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wow. Already working on the storyboard for the movie

There is so much wrong with this image that I don't know where to start.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

That toilet is disgusting.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

100% this is in the backrooms somewhere.

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Everything looks so grimy. I hope these dudes brought their own towels.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I'm really hoping it's an art project and people aren't just volunteering to go to what's clearly an old lady murder house.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

and tetanus shots.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 13 points 2 days ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

"Twenty dollars is twenty dollars."

Although, the rope next to tub suggests that this may be pro bono on his part.

[-] Juniper@piefed.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Why is the rope going under the bathtub?

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Why is there rope?

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026
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