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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wow. Already working on the storyboard for the movie

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026

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