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The joys of aging
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I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don't have one, I'm just saying.
That's what someone with an unfeasible large penis would say!
I think it's more about how you sit, and the design of the toilet.
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!
I also want to know how big a prostate is when it's unfeasibly large.
It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers.
How does sitting sholve this issue?
There's a variety of reasons.
Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.
Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.
Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.
Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.
We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
I learned this living in the CaCa-PooPoo-PeePee-Shire.
You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.
The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there.
the quakers don't want you to know this but you can gently milk your wiener to get liquids out of it
This is the way. Became enlightened a couple years back and have enjoyed the dry briefs since then. It was always that last drop that stuck around.
You can milk it out