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Whats the funniest reason youve ever unmatched someone/been unmatched on a dating app? (lemmy.zip)

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Unmatched someone: I was talking about how the movie Avatar is a blatant allegory for native/indigenous populations and the person got offended that I would "put real life events into a movie about blue people"

Been unmatched: the person had a series of 4 almost identical selfies but each one had different anime boys edited in as if they were hanging out (amazing bit. Perfect joke) and my opening line was "i hate when people have only group photos. It makes it so difficult to tell when one I matched with". I was called an idiot and unmatched within 5 minutes.

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[-] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago

Seems a good way to make red lines clear, no? Personally i think head is just so.. artificial

[-] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Giving head as a sex act is a physical manifestation of putting someone before yourself. There a lots of valid reasons why someone wouldn’t want to give/receive it, but the mechanic at work here I think is how that was the first thing she decided to share. Kind of a weird line in the sand to draw immediately lol

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I dunno. Giving someone head makes me feel like I have commandeered the bridge of their starship. I suddenly have a lot of say regarding what kind of pleasure they experience next, and also gain a front row seat to enjoy their response. It definitely feels very selfish to me, and applies no matter their particular equipment, because I have taken the helm lol

[-] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Selfish? For giving head? They’re a lucky guy/gal

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I don't disagree with the first part. The second I couldn't be more on a different page with ya. I like getting head as much as any sex act. More than most other things in fact. I could deep dive into why but absolutely nobody cares.

[-] I_like_to_smell_it@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I care.

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Oral sex is objectively superior to penetrative sex in several ways and I’m tired of pretending it’s not, tbh

[-] raldone01@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Let's hear it. I care too.

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