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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[-] Tango@piefed.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure Christopher Nolan did not, in fact, melt any civilians.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

He got lazy and used CGI. Directors these days, no sense of what makes a good movie.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Kubrick would have melted some actors.

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