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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[-] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 hours ago

They're not supposed to melt the civilians.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 7 hours ago

You're conflating the people who did that and the people who made a movie, if you want to throw a "nukes are a war crime" party I'm already on the guest list, but your comment reads like you're talking shit about people who don't like nukes and didn't nuke anybody, are you confused about that?

[-] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml -1 points 5 hours ago

Yes. Americans. I'm sorry you're having difficulty with this.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

Disingenuous username much?

[-] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 1 points 33 minutes ago

I love your username, lol.

[-] Tango@piefed.ca 9 points 8 hours ago

Pretty sure Christopher Nolan did not, in fact, melt any civilians.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

He got lazy and used CGI. Directors these days, no sense of what makes a good movie.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Kubrick would have melted some actors.

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