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submitted 21 hours ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Let's light a can of gasoline on fire, that'll be a good practical effect that represents the destructive power of nuclear weapons in a movie about the dangers of atomics!

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I honestly didn’t even make it far enough through that snooze fest to reach that scene.

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026

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