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[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

You didn't strike a nerve, you're just being an idiot.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

am I being an idiot?

Show me a guy

✅ guy

who sits around the house all day

✅ sits around (well he did)

jacking off

✅ he did that too

and I’ll show you someone who isn’t causing any goddamn trouble.

❌ pretty sure this guy got in trouble for sitting around his house jacking off all day.

my point is

1000004713

edit: am I being punk'd by a bunch of incels?

Yeah mate, you're being a massive idiot here.

You're intentionally misrepresenting what he said and his intent, which everyone else in this thread got except you, so you can make what you feel is a really funny/clever point, that nobody else agrees with.

It's possible someone out there doesn't think you're being an idiot, but they haven't shown up yet.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

You're intentionally misrepresenting what he said and his intent

I think mate was just making a joke, lol. It's really not that serious

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

No, I have him tagged. He does this shit all the time.

Confrontational just for the sake of it, always puts himself on a moral pedestal and talks down to everyone else for not realizing his superior genius.

He's not just shitposting. At least not deliberately.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

no, they're right. I was making a joke, but also trying to make a point that such a vague description of a person can ultimately provide unintended results.

think of me as a Diogenes of sorts.

edit: out of morbid curiosity, what's your tag for me?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Except that everyone here besides you seems to understand that what Epstein got in trouble for wasn't merely "staying at home jacking off," and to frame it as such is doing him and all his buddies a huge favor.

It's like if someone goes to prison for doing murder and you say "Well, that person eats food every day. You also eat food every day. Coincidence?" It focuses on the wrong detail.

I have you tagged as simply "unserious"; likely as an indication of the quality of rational argumentation you've displayed in a previous discussion. It's a fairly tame tag, but from what I've observed of you in the time since then, it seems to hold.

I don't think you're a troll necessarily, just a little overzealous at times and potentially disingenuous

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

you must not know who Diogenes is.

he's mostly famous for this interaction with Plato.

When Plato defined human beings as featherless bipeds and was praised for the brilliance of his definition. So, Diogenes plucked a chicken, brought it to Plato’s academy and declared “Behold – Plato’s human being.”

given the definition of what a "man not causing any goddamn trouble" looks like, I took the opportunity to provide an example that the definition was inadequate and lacked context.

while looking for the story above I found a plethora of others and found this one amusingly relatable.

Given this disdain for manners, Diogenes was known for his brutal honesty in conversation. He had no regard for social etiquette whatsoever and was known to frequently urinate and masturbate in public. When he was criticized for this, he pointed out that what he was doing was normal, and that everyone engaged in these activities, but hid in private what he did openly.

you can read more about Diogenes here.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh I'm familiar with Diogenes. He also fucked dogs if you didn't know.

That exchange with Plato wasn't something that really occured, by the way. It was a scene from a satire, pretty sure written by Aristophanes.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh I'm familiar with Diogenes. He also fucked dogs if you didn't know.

that's such a Diogenes thing to do 🤣

in fairness, he did teach the dog to walk upright and shaved it completely bare to meet the definition of a man.

of course it didn't really happen. it wasn't written down until 600 years later by Diogenes Laertius, and even by then the stories were more parables than historical events.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

Okay, that gave me a chuckle

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