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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago

When they get out of the house and you're screaming their name out on the street, a human name sounds like some terrible drama.

"Kelly! Kelly, come back! Come here, girl! Kelly, where are you? Kelly, I've got treats!"

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Fenton!

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