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Cursed Seinfeld Episode
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You know the one where Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old high schooler.
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this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2026
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Hey!
In his defense I dated a. 17 year old high school girl once.
I was also 17.
😂
I was so worried as a stupid kid that I was a pervert because I was attracted to girls my age. No, it just turns out I'm attracted to people my age.
Me too!
And I still wonder when did 50 year old women get so hot?
When they look at you with practiced scorn, and you find that hot
It's like you know me!
it's authority that comes with age, the leather, riding crop d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ hurt either.
When I was younger, I once convinced a friend of mine that he, a sixteen year old, could be arrested for sex with a minor if he slept with one of his classmates and the cops found out. I still crack up over his bugged out eyes.
This is something that has actually happened to multiple children though.
Don't you know you're suppose to wait till your 35 to date a 17 year old
In my mid 20s I was dating a woman who's kid was 17 (which is the age she had them). I genuinely can't imagine how a 35 year old wants to date someone that young.
When you're a star, they let you do it
I fucked that up. Thanks for the feedback!
Give it the old Jerry Seinfeld second try, remember you're never too old to date a 17 year old!
🤢🤮
I did as well when I was 19 and she was 17. I also picked her up at school many times.
The principle even high fived me!. (I made up that last part)
I've dated 15yr olds, 16yr olds, 17yr olds, I was also the same age or 1yr older. I did date a 20yr old when I was 26, honestly that did feel a little strange.
The cusp around over/under drinking age when I was young seemed huge. Crossing the line and dating someone under it even if just a few months different seemed huge.
Idk turning 16 wasn't that big of deal to me