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[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 days ago

If its so antiquated why is it still used? For a lot of things its perfectly fine. Even this vulnerability is just a case of run the update command for your package manager.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's still used because momentum is a powerful factor. That doesn't make PHP better, but it can make it a more expedient choice.

PHP is a preprocessor that grew too big for its britches. It's a monolithic monster that runs only one thread per request in an interpreter. It works well enough if you need to manage the data of an internet forum, but it becomes increasingly unsuitable as the task's complexity grows. If you need threading or background tasks, or if scalability is important, PHP is not it; just read any number of Nextcloud vs OpenCloud comparisons.

[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago

"one thread per request" , "interpreter"

(Looks confusingly) That's JS and Python as well

PS: being obtuse on purpose, but PHP lends itself well to typical requirements of web hosting and you can always call out to a diff process if needed

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 days ago

Fair, but a lot of sites don't need anything more complex than an internet forum, often less than even that.

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