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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

tell us a fun fact about yourself

I love these questions because I use it as an excuse to "trauma dump" things to the group and act like it's the most normal thing ever.

of course none of it was true, but man...did I sell it enough that they never asked the groups I was in those kinds of questions again.

example

I found out when I was 7 that I was able to dislocate my shoulder when my father yanked on my arm hard enough when he caught me sneaking food. it was cool while I was in school because I could get out of gym and not have to explain all the bruising on my back in the locker room. I can't do it anymore as it's just too painful to pop it back into place. 😁

everyone else 😢😬😐😟

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago

"Hey did I tell you guys about that time I got arrested?"

"That wasn't on your background check? 😬!"

"I got it expunged πŸ˜‰"

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

you know the neat thing about criminal records guys? when you're under 18 they get sealed and won't show up in background checks! lucky me, right?!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

~~β€œI got it expunged πŸ˜‰β€~~ "it was last weekendπŸ˜‰"

ftfy

[-] tquid@piefed.ca 7 points 5 hours ago

I bow to the master.

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